What we do

P.I.S.S. Services

Patrol. Interrogation. Safety. Security. Four punches, one mission: keep your street from getting soft.

Patrol

We cycle through your neighborhoods on intervals with a Coors Light in hand. Visible. Loud enough to notice. Steady enough that nothing sneaks past on a quiet night.

If your block needs eyes on a schedule, we put rubber on the road and keep the loop tight.

Interrogation

Questioning perps is part of the job. If someone’s lurking where they don’t belong, they get asked — clear, direct, and without the polite shrug.

Deterrence starts with a conversation they didn’t plan on having.

Safety

We specialize in putting fear in the stranger looking in your window. Presence matters. Light matters. Attitude matters more.

Your family’s peace of mind isn’t a brochure line — it’s the whole point.

Security

Bushes and trees can hide someone. We check them. We walk the dark edges. We don’t assume “it’s fine” because the porch light is on.

If cover exists, we treat it like cover — until we know it’s empty.

Pricing

Call for a quote

Every block is different. Text or call Scott with your neighborhood, timing, and what you’re worried about — he’ll give it to you straight.

Who it’s for

Local family neighborhoods in and around Glendora — adjacent streets within bicycling distance.

  • Folks who want a real human on the block, not a distant camera feed
  • Neighbors tired of “someone was out there” stories with no follow-up
  • Anyone who prefers bold presence over quiet paperwork

Online payments: available / coming online — ask Scott when you book.